Memphisness / Political Animals / Parody Amanda Bynes to run for Memphis Mayor?
Posted by Danny Bader on Wed, Jul 24, 2013 at 1:59 PM
Memphis? Is child star/outsider weapons designer Amanda Bynes considering a run for the Memphis Mayor's office?
When asked to comment on a possible Bynes platform, an area politico who asked not to be named suggested that she might surround Mud Island with sharks and turn it into a prison for drug offenders.
"She said she'd get rid of all the rats," our source claims.
"Then she screamed at me and threw gas on what looked like a dog."
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